Dinner with the PM £250,000..what the fuck?

My Twitter chums will know that these days my rants, or gems of wisdom as I prefer to call them, have been mostly about our darling Prime Minister, Gentleman Dave...or David Cameron to you and me.

Here's the rub. If you donate 250 big ones to the tory party, you get dinner with Dave in his private chambers. It's like..prostitution on a Westminster scale, and while I'm not willing to tart myself about like Dave does, it got me to thinking...if there's dosh to made from dining with folk willing to donate to your "cause"...why can't I have a bit of that action?
so here's the price list:
£100 fuck off...dream on, baby.
£1000 gets you dinner (probably chips) and 5 minutes of my company.
£10,000 gets you dinner (probably a fish supper) 10 minutes with me and a photee to impress yer pals with.
£100,000...the worlds yer oyster..well, not really. Oysters are over rated..Half an hour with me and a proper nice takeaway of your choice.
As you can see I am considerably cheaper that Dave, and fuck knows, a damn sight better looking.

Judas MacGregor

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When a woman who speaks fluent French (and writes very sexy books) suggests you get a blog, the wise man goes ahead and gets one. I'm a sucker for an accent and have always been more of a wise guy than a wise man, but here's my blog anyway.
Those who already know me from twitter, will be aware that I talk shite and ramble about politics. I also hit on anything that moves. Those are actually my good points.
If you know me from the book I appear in, you'll have already seen my cock. You have me at a disadvantage.
I'm not asking to see your extremities, you understand, but lets just get to know each other a little better.
Come over to twitter, knock on the door marked @JudasMacGregor and tell them Jude sent you. Bob's yer uncle, you'll have a friend for life.
Nuff said. This is just an intro,
kiss kiss,

Judas MacGregor